The thoughts with a blue background I recognise

	It's not enough to win the tricks that belong to you. Try also for some that belong to the opponents....Alfred Sheinwold
	The real test of a bridgeplayer isn't in keeping out of trouble, but in escaping once he's in....Alfred Sheinwold
	The trouble with women is that they treat bridge as a game. They do not realize it is a war.
	If you have the slightest touch of masochism, you'll love this game.
	We believe that contract bridge is particularly attractive to people with a scrappy disposition...Frank Perkins
	It's not the skill that drops off with age, it's the drive, the killer instinct...and when a man isn't primed to kill he makes mistakes.
	Bridge is a great comfort in your old age. It also helps you get there faster. One gets used to abuse. It's waiting for it that is so trying....Rueful Rabbit
	Since the average person's small supply of politeness must last him all his life, he can't afford to waste it on bridge partners....Alfred Sheinwold
	Bridge is essentially a social game, but unfortunately it attracts a substantial number of antisocial people.
	One advantage of bad bidding is that you get practice at playing atrocious contracts...Alfred Sheinwold
	"Where's the hand you held during the auction?" ... a comment Jan Nanitschke has made when dummy hits.
	South: Alert! East: Yes? South: I'm requested to further mis-describe my hand.
	It is not the handling of difficult hands that makes the winning player. There aren't enough of them. It is the ability to avoid messing up the easy ones....Alan Sontag
	Most bridge players prefer consistency in their partners rather than brilliance...Matthew Granovetter
	The sum of all technical knowledge cannot make a master contract player...Ely Culbertson
	A knowledge of the mechanics will suffice to put a player in a commanding position in the post-mortem. To become a member of the upper crust calls for more, much more -- Resilience, imagination, occasional flashes of inspiration: these are the hallmarks of quality. And this transcends the realm of science...Victor Mollo
	The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
	Card sense is when it's technically right to do something, the little man that sits on my shoulder or anyone else's shoulder says, "Don't do that." And you say to yourself, "Well, wait a minute, that's the right way to play." And he says, "Yeah, but you don't wanna play that way." That instinct is card sense. It's almost an ability to feel where the cards are. It's something that you can't buy, you can't find; you're born with it. The ability to do the right thing at the wrong time or really to do the wrong thing at the right time....Barry Crane
	I'm not sure whether glory or masterpoints is first on the list, but I know learning to play better is definitely last...Eddie Kantar
	I'd like a review of the bidding with all the original inflections.
	The average defender operates in a fog of uncertainty...H. W. Kelsey
	Regardless of what sadistic impulses we may harbor, winning bridge means helping partner avoid mistakes...Frank Stewart
	A player who can't defend accurately should try to be declarer...Alfred Sheinwold
	The real secret of the expert is to make logic seem like flair...Hugh Kelsey
	If you play bridge with your wife as partner, you need at least 20 points to open, and it wouldn't hurt to have 25...Joe James
	Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself... Alfred Sheinwold
	I favor light opening bids. When you're my age, you're never sure they're going to get back to you in time....Oswald Jacoby at 77
	Years ago there were only two acceptable excuses for not leading the suit your partner had opened: having no cards in the suit, and sudden death....Alfred Sheinwold
	I think we're all a little masochistic. Otherwise, why would we continue to play bridge?
	We had a partnership misunderstanding. My partner assumed I knew what I was doing.
	My partner is 20 years behind the times. Nowadays you pay your money to bid. My partner still thinks you need cards.
	Your play was much better tonight, and so were your excuses.
	We play forcing hesitations.
	A fellow had made a bad bid and gone down for 1400. "I'm sorry," he said to his partner, "I had a card misplaced." Asked his partner innocently, "Only one card?"... Charles Goren
	If I did everything right, I wouldn't be playing with you!
	When I take a 50-50 chance I expect it to come off 8 or 9 times out of 10....Hideous Hog